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Ian Somerhalder is set to star in an epic mini-series called “Marco Polo.”
The movie, of course, is about the 13th Century explorer. The fan base that would appreciate a movie about Ian Somerhalder playing the swimming pool game is a bit limited.

And anyway, the image of a soaked Ian, bobbing up and down with eyes closed and mouth open, frantically yelping and groping, is something we’ve pretty much imagined to death anyway.