Wednesday, September 12, 2007

Well, hello.

So in order to explain why the hell we haven't been writing, we thought we'd give you a little insight into our daily life. See, we got this new job lately. Instead of actual newspaper reporting, we now write a blog. Which is so taxing that by the end of the day, we're not as eager to write on our personal blog. But we will keep trying. Anyway, because we write a blog, we start work from home, and then go into the office around noon. That means that when we begin typing away, our first gay roommate is making coffee and getting ready for work. After a little bit, our second gay roommate gets up and drinks the rest of the coffee, and tries to distract us from our work. This is sort of a fun way to start the day, but also a bit taxing since both first gay roommate AND second gay roommate are huge whores and there's always some sort of drama/man in the apartment in the morning. To our knowledge, first gay roommate and second gay roommate have yet to hook up.

The upside of all of this gayness is that we've started having more dinner parties. The downside of it is that none of us are actually stylish gays, so the apartment isn't any nicer. Anyway, now the main question seems to be when to have our first underwear party. Will it be too chilly in October?

9 comments:

Bald Knob said...

Welcome back brother!!! As much as it slows you down, how could you live without some drama in the apartment- you'd have to just create more of your own- and you don't want that now!!!

Good to see you back.

FrenchBenj said...

When you pick a date, do let me know, so I can make up a meeting in NY I have to attend (and that, no, I simply cannot do over the phone from Chicago...

MattGaymon said...

This is why I live with straight guys. I have to clean up after them, but otherwise it's as if they barely exist. Meanwhile, you've been missed.

Joey J said...

Ummmm, the real question is why haven't you invited me to a dinner party yet??? I miss you!! Where have you been hiding!? Congrats on the work blog though...you've been turning it out!!! Can we please get a drink soon?

xoxo
J'ADORE!

the one in your dreams said...

working from home is such a laborious task because there are so many porn interruptions that the workplace tends to minimize.

with big brother ostensibly over, i look to the blog for entertainment.

and who knew you cold lose weight on all pb?

MyMyMichl said...

So many welcomes back to you. Your post was worth the wait.

Michael

BoyWonder said...

So glad you're back. The balance of the gay universe was off.

Anonymous said...

Nice to see you back.
The funniest thing about that Newsweek cover is the words in red, on the left:
GAY TERROR MONICA STOCKS.

Indeed.

Patsy said...

I alo haven't been invited to a dinner party. I am outraged. I missed you!