An Offensive Joke We're Going To Pretend Is From A Co-Worker.

What do gay horses eat?

Ass.

It's That Time Again.... For When We Don't Have Time To Blog!

Therefore, we give you another offensive joke from a co-worker. Though, we're not quite sure if this one is funny. Let us know!







Q: What do you get when you put a baby in a blender?

A: An erection!

You Know It's A Busy Week When We Resort To "Offensive Jokes From A Co-Worker" And It's Only Tuesday...

A female Olympic swimmer complained to her coach that she was worried that she was starting to grow hair in weird places.

"Where?" the coach asked.

"Oh," she answered. "Mainly on my balls".

We Were Going To Joke About America's Political Center Getting Eiffel-Towered By The Right And Left, But We Realized We Make That Joke Once A Week

We really liked what Peggy Noonan wrote in her journal column this weekend. At the beginning of a column where she talked about censorship, she laid out pretty simply what's been happening over the last couple of weeks with mouthy pundits:

Here is what has been said the past week or so that sparked argument: Bill Maher, on HBO, said a lot of lives would be saved if Vice President Cheney had died, and Ann Coulter, at a conservative political meeting, suggested John Edwards is a "faggot."

She was trying to be funny and get a laugh. He was trying to startle and get applause.

What followed was the predictable kabuki in which politically active groups and individuals feigned dismay as opposed to what many of them really felt, which was grim delight. Conservatives said they were chilled by Mr. Maher's comments, but I don't think they were. They were delighted he revealed what they believe is at the heart of modern liberalism, which is hate.

Liberals amused themselves making believe they were chilled by Ms. Coulter's remarks, but they were not. They were delighted she has revealed what they believe is at the heart of modern conservatism, which is hate.

She goes on to say something about your grandmother, which makes sense, because if your grandmother lived in DC, she'd probably hang out with Peggy Noonan. But that's beside the point. The point is, so much of punditry these days is dedicated to making the other side look evil rather than making one's own side look good.

We can't think of a funny way to end this post, so we'll leave you with another terrible joke from a co-worker:

"What's the leading cause of pedophilia in the United States?"


"Sexy kids."

This Week’s Offensive Joke From A Co-Worker:

Q: Why do the gays love Jesus?

A: Because he was hung like this:

August Makes Us Think About Sex At Work

As you can tell, the heat is ruining our ability to blog. So we’ve turned to others for help.

First, check out this website for a great photo rundown of National Underwear Day.

Second, appreciate this joke our co-worker just told us:

Q: What’s small and green and consumes nuts?





A: Syphillis.

Related: Thanks To Barbara Walters And Star Jones For Finally Proving That Five Women Put In A Room Will Eventually Tear One Another To Pieces

It's been one of those days where we are too busy to write something witty. So we'll pass along a joke we recently heard from a dashing co-worker:



Question: How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?





Answer: One. AND THAT'S NOT FUNNY.