Monday, December 10, 2007

Djimon Beats Beckham in a Head-to-Head Matchup

Has anyone ever noticed how explicit the Djimon Hounsou Calvin Klein ads are? You can practically see the veins in his giant black cock (and you can DEFINITELY see that he is circumsized). We almost found it to be a relief to see on Towleroad that the David Beckham Armani underwear ads had the "generic bugle" look going on. Sure, it probably means there's a sock in there along with the Beckham junk, but it's better than imagining what ends up inside Kimora Lee Simmons on a regular basis.

7 comments:

Aatom said...

inside kimora lee? this is ur-gossip that I can't process coherently. But I do know how to spell Armani. ;)

bigmouth said...

Ha! Typo fixed.

mattgaymon said...

I love that on this blog, named for a gay pun, you still felt compelled to circle the penis. Thank you Bigmouth.

MyMyMichl said...

Stuffed jocks --- whatt evr

Anonymous said...

Abercrombie and Fitch has had more "explicit" shots in their catalogs, so why is this ad such an issue?

Could you clarify why Beck's stuffed sock is "better than imagining what ends up inside Kimora Lee Simmons on a regular basis."
Is that a dig at Hounsou, or envy of Kimora?

Anonymous said...

Probably a dig at Hounsou since he's black. (Not saying Bigmouth is a racist, but we all have our preferences right?)

Anonymous said...

A buddy of mine used to do undie styling.. his fave trick for 'dumbing' down the big dongs..

Wonder bread, de-crusted. Right between the fabric and the big-dick.

I guess it just ads that androgynous soft bulge that straight execs love and fruits can't stand.