Tuesday, December 04, 2007

Why You Are Gay: The 'Mr. Owl' Tootsie Roll Pop Commercial



We know it's been a while since we did one of our Why You Are Gay posts, so we hope you'll bear with us. We were just thinking about that old Tootsie Roll Pop commercial, where a naked boy wanders around asking animals about how to lick a pop. We didn't realize it then, but looking back, it's no wonder we don't know how to give head to someone with a foreskin. ("Get rid of that wrapper, let me just attack that sweet stuff underneath!" (Sorry, British ex-boyfriend)). Click above to watch the commercial. First you've got the turtle with the penis head bobbing up and down, then you've got the owl with the testicle eyes. And finally, you are faced with just a row of slowly melting lollipops, which get more and more cock-like as the ad ends. Oh, yeah, and like we said, the boy in the ad IS NAKED. Genius target advertising for a young demographic with an oral fixation? Or fag propaganda? You decide.

(Also: Any time anyone ever uses teeth on your own little blow pop, now you know who to blame.)

7 comments:

Tim said...

hidden Nambla recruitment

Bald Knob said...

outstanding

Frank said...

OMG, YOU'RE RIGHT!

MyMyMichl said...

Believe me, this has nothing to do with why I am gay

Mediamutt said...

Say, isn't the voice of the kid the same as the original Charlie Brown from A Charlie Brown Christmas? OMG, now I really AM outing myself...

Anonymous said...

If that is all you think of is sex from everything you see like an innocent old commerical about candy than you are pathetic! There is more to life than sex. Try using the head on top of your shoulders for once instead.

Anonymous said...

Reminds me of the old ad for Club Biscuits:

Sing along to:"If you like some chocolate on your biscuit, come on join our club!"

Double entendre? Noooo!