RSVP Cruises, the gay cruise line (not to be confused with Rosie O’Donnell’s “R” Family Cruises – this one really is a drifting orgy), is floating rumors that Christina Aguilera or Mariah Carey will perform on their Caribbean trip.While this may be the most stupendous selling point ever, we’re wondering what’s going to happen when the inevitable letdown occurs: 2,000 fags ain’t gonna be happy when they find their Xtina has been secretly switched for the American University a cappella group, “Treble in Paradise.”
We wonder if it’s possible to cheerfully snap when your fist is stuck up your own ass?
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