Friday, September 30, 2005
Arnold Schwarzenegger was good on his word yesterday when he vetoed a bill to allow same sex marriage in California. The Governator said the bill "simply adds confusion" to the issue.
We can understand why he might be a little bit stymied. According to reports, when he first came to America, gay men took him in and mentored him at his gym, prepping him to be the legendary bodybuilder that he crew up to be. Back then they lived such a carefree lifestyle full of anonymous lockerroom sex and steroids - and no one had to know! Don't the gays realize that keeping your irrestrainable sexual urges well under wraps is a good thing?
We guess it wouldn't be the first time politics has forced him to bite the hand that feeds him.