Thursday, September 29, 2005
Yo Ho Ho, And A Bottle Of Maker's
Our pegboy-in-crime Perez Hilton has uncovered an old nudie shot of Mr. Britney himself, Kevin Federline. Now, we refuse to believe that we are the only ones that think that underneath all of that encrusted American Spirit ash and DEP 7, K-Fed is secretly dreamy.
Did you ever walk into your basement, and find one of your older brother's friends kicking it on the ratty furniture playing Nintendo, and he was pretty baked, and you didn't really know his name but you were intimidated because he was older and cooler and you wanted to hang out with him even though you weren't even sure your brother was even home at the time - and then maybe before you came out you had a little fantasy of your own about what you would have done with him if you had the balls?
Yeah, Kevin is hot that way. We knew you'd see what we meant.