Friday, August 17, 2007

Is This Really M4M, or M4Husband?

So we were forwarded (we swear) the following Craigslist posting, which we really, really love. We'll let it speak for itself:

http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/m4m/398119975.html

Hung Stud Seeking Smart, GL, Wall St. ex-Athlete or College Athlete - 22


Reply to: pers-398119975@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-08-15, 10:09PM EDT


vgl, masc, smart, hung, very good shape top college guy working on Wall St. looking for a masc, ivy league (minus columbia and cornell) or other comparable college grad who was an athlete (lax, squash, tennis, hockey, alpine skiing, crew, sailing are best) AND is still in great shape, working at a top banking firm (front office only please), Corp Law, or consulting. into WASPY prep school types who are into squash, golf, skiing, art and maybe even knows what a jib halyard is. being well endowed would be icing on the cake. younger than 35 please unless you are exceptional.

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

Fucking hell, he doesn't want for much does he?

Good luck finding Mr Nonexistent, fella. He lost me at lax. ;)

Mike Ellis said...

His ad's not complete. He left off the part about the "six-figure income or independent wealth willing to support me lavishly until I get bored with you."

MattGaymon said...

I think this is just guerilla-marketing for the just-released US News college listings.

Anonymous said...

cornell has always been the ugly step-child of the ivy league.

jason said...

Drat...and I was qualified before he tricked me up with that whole "Jib halyard" stuff.

Aatom said...

In all fairness, it's not much less unrealistic than "bareback neg - ub2" usually is...

Bald Knob said...

Oddly enough, that describes nearly all of the NY gays that I know. Though I have no idea about the hung part.

Anonymous said...

Translation:

Hi I need to conform to some unimaginative ideal of what society accepts to make up for the fact that I am gay and am looking for a partner with the same boring opinion and utter lack of real class. . . of which there are plenty so happy hunting

Anonymous said...

fuck, i knew i shouldn't have gone to columbia!!