So we were forwarded (we swear) the following Craigslist posting, which we really, really love. We'll let it speak for itself:
Hung Stud Seeking Smart, GL,
Wall St. ex-Athlete or College Athlete - 22
Reply to: email@example.com
Date: 2007-08-15, 10:09PM EDT
vgl, masc, smart, hung, very good shape top college guy working on Wall St. looking for a masc, ivy league (minus columbia and cornell) or other comparable college grad who was an athlete (lax, squash, tennis, hockey, alpine skiing, crew, sailing are best) AND is still in great shape, working at a top banking firm (front office only please), Corp Law, or consulting. into WASPY prep school types who are into squash, golf, skiing, art and maybe even knows what a jib halyard is. being well endowed would be icing on the cake. younger than 35 please unless you are exceptional.