Tuesday, November 27, 2007

For The Last Time, Stop Trusting Gay Hookers

Okay, so we've been watching this whole Big Head DC/Trent Lott/Gay Hooker thing unfold, and it's really making us ill. We have no idea who Big Head DC is, but they clearly don't know a thing about gay hookers. Having had to interview a few for work (really), we can tell you that a) ones who have secrets, keep them, and b) ones who don't have secrets will do anything to appear like they do. If you read the correspondence between Big Head and alleged Lott-humper Benjamin Nicholas, Nicholas is clearly playing coy with Big Head. Big Head just falls for it, and what's more, publishes correspondence that he told Nicholas was off the record. Basically, everybody looks stupid and the whole thing is completely boring and predictable. Why have we written two posts about it? Because it was either that or running naked pictures of that hot gay from Project Runway, and we figured you'd like to hear us rant about some boring political non-story than check out a reality star's junk. Right?

5 comments:

Tim said...

after reading the post from Nicholas it didn't seem like he was trying to protect any secrets. Though I'm sure he has plenty of political miles on his ass.

Mattgaymon said...

In what world is that guy hot?

bigmouth said...

You're right, MattGaymon. We've been sort of torn as to whether Ben is hot, because from some angles he us, but from others it all falls apart. And, unlike Brett from America's Most Smartest Model (who looks a little strange when he smiles), Ben may just fall on the Not Hot side. Apologies.

mattgaymon said...

Hee :) I'm not immune. I meant it more rhetorically - we all live in a world where that guy is hot. But (surprise!) the straight guy is my favorite.

Hordemo said...

your link to "the correspondence" takes me to a 404 page on the bigheaddc website.. just a heads up.