Or, right now.
We thought we’d put in a little addendum on our last item. We ran into Michael Lucas at Beige on Tuesday. Now let us just say, he’s a really nice guy (with a big penis) and he will basically take anything you throw at him (like, for example, a big penis). He’s a really good sport and even though his pornography is boring, he’s always made it a point to be an activist.
Anyway, at Beige, we asked him about his little Israeli sex tour (see below). Apparently this is not his first.
“It was terrible the first time,” he told us in his absurd accent. “The boy I took to perform with was a real pain in the ass.”
That was delivered with a straight face.
“Wherever we went, all over the world,” Michael continued, “he only wanted to eat at McDonalds. Isn’t that funny?”
We thought about it for a moment. And realized that, yes, that is funny.