Friday, April 07, 2006

And After The Spanking, The Oral Sex!

Okay, okay. We realize we’ve been terrible about posting this week. You may punish us now, as much as you please. Preferably by spanking.

But to earn back your trust and love, here are some lovely blind items for you to chew over for the weekend:

What macho-dumb star of a super-popular teen franchise has a reason to keep quiet about his love life? The sexy sidekick has been surprisingly successful at keeping his long-term boyfriend out of the public eye?

What matinee idol should be more careful about who he takes home after a night at Bungalow 8? One of these days word is going to get back to his (married!) action star boyfriend.

Which primetime drama star was perhaps a foot too far out of the closet when his new show hit the big time? Tabloids are inching closer to breaking his gay identity…

Which super popular ensemble drama features a closeted gay star? He’d have better luck if he dated more low-profile hunks…

Which aging A-lister would have better luck keeping his homosexuality private if he stopped hitting on cute young reporters? The gropey glad-hander can’t keep his paws to himself, even at public events!

Which rising star, who is the son of a Hollywood heavy hitter, is telling everyone who will listen that he’s “just looking for a nice boyfriend”? Is he being brave, or just trying to get attention?

Which pop star pulls male models from the audience for backstage dalliances? His story may be old news, but he can still pull fresh meat…

Which powerful hip hopper is hiding more than just insecurity behind his sultry spouse? Rumor has it they both turn blind eyes to each other wandering ones…

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Who is it? Inquiring minds want to know!