WHY YOU ARE GAY: One Two Three FOUR Five Six Seven Eight NINE Ten, Eleven Twelve

What do you get when you combine:

Disco colors…
A porno soundtrack…
Dragons deep throating…
Elephants with tumescent trunks…
Relentless exploding phallic imagery…
A clown with a long, sloppy tongue…
A basic misunderstanding of baseball…
…And Teddy Roosevelt swallowing the ejaculate of the Washington Monument?

You get a video that all children in America were shown so frequently that the tune still haunts them 20 years later. And people are still looking for a genetic cause of homosexuality...