For me, just shopping for a new pair of shoes is exhausting. I try on maybe one or two new pairs, and I'm ready to call it a day. But a homosexual can sit for hours in Barney's tirelessly trying on dozens of pairs, and when he finds the one he wants, why, he's ready to wear those shoes out to a homosexual club and dance all night. What vim!We've got to start using the word "vim" more frequently.
Friday, July 20, 2007
Where Do Homosexuals Get All Their Energy?
We love this essay from the Onion.