Friday, July 20, 2007

Where Do Homosexuals Get All Their Energy?

We love this essay from the Onion.
For me, just shopping for a new pair of shoes is exhausting. I try on maybe one or two new pairs, and I'm ready to call it a day. But a homosexual can sit for hours in Barney's tirelessly trying on dozens of pairs, and when he finds the one he wants, why, he's ready to wear those shoes out to a homosexual club and dance all night. What vim!
We've got to start using the word "vim" more frequently.

1 comment:

JollyReprobate said...

I love the word "vim," but it's disturbing to me to see it without its partner "vigor." I hope those two aren't having problems. They've been together a long time.