Last night we went to our friend Lock’s “Going Away From Gawker” party on the Lower East Side. We were standing with our tall and handsome friend, and one of our best gays, Jesse O., when a prominent New York theater critic came up to us.
“Hey guys,” he said, shaking hands with the group. “Seen ‘Xanadu’ yet?”
Gaycial Profiling! Oh, the shame.