Friday, July 13, 2007

The Worst Part Is, We Haven't!

Last night we went to our friend Lock’s “Going Away From Gawker” party on the Lower East Side. We were standing with our tall and handsome friend, and one of our best gays, Jesse O., when a prominent New York theater critic came up to us.

“Hey guys,” he said, shaking hands with the group. “Seen ‘Xanadu’ yet?”

Gaycial Profiling! Oh, the shame.


cb said...

We are being persecuted, and I will not stand (limply) for it!

Of course, you left out the part where your tall and handsome friend squealed, "I LOVED XANADU!!!" Looks like the prominent theater critic's gaycial profiling, while troubling, was justified. Sigh.

Anonymous said...

Fabulous. Gaycial Profiling can be fun too. One of my less fashionable lady friends once asked me if her navy blue dress looked "ok" with her white shoes. After she left the house I was on the floor laughing. I felt bad later, but damn it was funny at the time.

Got to keep them on their toes.