Thursday, September 07, 2006
Change Is Difficult. But So Is Shaving Your Testicles, And You've Gotten Quite Good At That, We Must Say - So This Should Be Fine.
As you may have heard, your friendly neighborhood Big Mouth is leaving the country on Saturday.
He is headed to Madrid to live with the gays and study their mating habits for the next four months. He will miss all of you, and hopes that you will miss him.
But never fear! Like a phoenix rising from the ashes, we will be born anew! Actually, rather than a phoenix, it's more like that time on "Roseanne" when they got the new Becky and nobody pretended it wasn't ridiculous.
While Bigmouth will be posting updates of his wacky international misadventures, we have asked a very important friend if he would take over the day to day writing of the blog. He has not said yes yet, so those of you who know him, please peer pressure him into it.
If he does accept, we hope you will give him a grand welcoming like you did Katie Couric.
And then, of course, talk shit about his outfits behind his back.