Thursday, September 07, 2006

Change Is Difficult. But So Is Shaving Your Testicles, And You've Gotten Quite Good At That, We Must Say - So This Should Be Fine.


As you may have heard, your friendly neighborhood Big Mouth is leaving the country on Saturday.

He is headed to Madrid to live with the gays and study their mating habits for the next four months. He will miss all of you, and hopes that you will miss him.

But never fear! Like a phoenix rising from the ashes, we will be born anew! Actually, rather than a phoenix, it's more like that time on "Roseanne" when they got the new Becky and nobody pretended it wasn't ridiculous.

While Bigmouth will be posting updates of his wacky international misadventures, we have asked a very important friend if he would take over the day to day writing of the blog. He has not said yes yet, so those of you who know him, please peer pressure him into it.

If he does accept, we hope you will give him a grand welcoming like you did Katie Couric.

And then, of course, talk shit about his outfits behind his back.

6 comments:

Aatom said...

I don't like this. Not one bit. I went to Madrid once, very dirty place. No elevators. I don't trust people that use stairs. FYI - in Madrid, Chelsea = Chueca. And don't ask them if everyone in Madrid is bilingual, they get testy and snap back things like: "which two languages??" To which the proper response is obviously: "you know, English, and whatever you people speak."

Anonymous said...

I thought the whole point of the internet is that it's global and defies/annihilates arbitrary national boundaries? Surely one can blog/post almost anywhere in the world these days, no?

Aatom said...

I think they still use typewriters in Madrid.

Just one Earthling said...

Now, don't you try and tell me you won't be able to do the blog from Madrid. The bloggo-matic software lets you do that; at least they told me it could. Are you really going to Madrid, or is this a cover up for rehab, y'know when yer nasty habits catch up with your ass, that face is a candidate for Nip-Tuck, and you damn well need a break?

Is brilliant blogging really as hard as all that?

Hey bitch, I'll miss ya.

Bald Knob said...

Travel safe my brother!!

Tristan said...

Is it true that you are getting an abortion ?