Thursday, September 28, 2006

I Guess We Lied When We Said We Don't Encounter Celebrities, Cause We Are On A Roll. We Just Need To Hone Our Interview Skills...Or Just Talk To Them

We are very sorry people - we would have had a celebrity interview to post today, but unfortunately it didn't work out. After a Project Runway viewing at LL's apartment, we were on the E train heading to the east side when MALAN (Auf'd because of that gross evening gown) got on board scarfing down some pizza and wearing pleather pants. We were all ready to ask him his thoughts on the episode and fashion week, (in addition to channeling his mother and throwing his pizza to the ground and saying "NEVER eat this again!"), but the last stop in Manhattan came up and we were NOT willing to follow him to Queens. Maybe if it had been Keith or Kayne or Alison we would have ventured into the outer boroughs...

We won't give anything away to you people who have Tivo or DVR or whatever the kids have these days, but will say that we are really tired of Collier Strong's (consulting make up artist for L'Oreal Paris) smokey eyes demo. What the people really need to know is what kind of make up boys can wear to make themselves look better in very, very, very dark lighting.

Also, we've noticed that the top 4 designers this year don't include two crazy homosexuals as they did the last two seasons. Rather, there's one crazy straight man with a frightening tattoo and outlook on life, and one ambiguous man who says things like "fierce" and "sultry" and designs clothes for a living. Are we losing at our own game?

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Losing at our own game? Yeah, well they know if you can't beat 'em then try to look just like'em.

And they do.

Are we getting screwed?

Anonymous said...

Michael is on the DL

Anonymous said...

"Fierce" is the ultimate signifier. I wish Sontag were still around to do a "Notes on Fierce."

Aatom said...

Don't diss on my boy Michael. He's sultry AND fierce. Except for that hideous gown he made this week.