We Have Really Put Our Deductive Reasoning Skills To Good Use Today...

We don't listen to the radio much, but were driving to Newark the other day (don't ask) and had on Z-100 as we sat in the Holland Tunnel for about an hour. Did you even know you could listen to the radio in the tunnel? Science is amazing. Good thing, or we may not have heard the new single from Mario Vasquez. Who, you ask? Remember that guy who quit American Idol cause...um...he had issues with the contract or something? Well he has an album now and sings about girls and stuff with such graceful lyrics as,

And girl you're just way too fine
Gotta be treated as one of a kind
Girl use your mind
Don't be just another dime

That being said, the song does talk about art, and we all know that art is gay.

I can't take Seeing you with him
Cuz I know exactly what you'll be
In his gallery
It's just not fair
And it's tearing me apart
You're just another priceless work of art
In his gallery
In his gallery

And as you can see, the song talks about a gallery, and there are a lot of galleries in Chelsea, which is really gay. AND, we were in Chelsea on Wednesday, and walked by a Mario Vasquez poster on 10th Avenue, on which he looked really, really gay. So we guess that settles it then. As we said, science is amazing.