"On several occasions more than one pair of females shared the same pole, and
multiple females mounted each other simultaneously. At least one multiple
encounter involved five female koalas.
Genius. And wait, there’s more:
"Some females rejected the advances of males that were in their enclosures, only
to become willing participants in homosexual encounters immediately after," say
We hear that. Ever been hit on by a girl at a straight bar? The only way to cleanse that paralyzing terror and awkwardness is to go to a gay dive and hump the nearest thing that has good teeth. Immediately.