New Zealand has finally wised up and started allowing gays to donate sperm.
It raises the question, though: will fag jizz be labeled appropriately? One would hope so.
The Murphy Browns of New Zealand are wise enough to know that gay cum is worth its weight in gold - like Prada shoes, graduate degrees, and so many of the other things things we work so tirelessly to earn, exploit, and then heedlessly discard.
And in the end, would you rather have a son who gets married and forgets about you because he has a wife and children? Or would you rather have a son who has plenty of time and extra income to concentrate on keeping you away from Talbots and chunky Zales jewelry?
And you'll finally have an excuse to watch every episode of "Designing Women" all over again!