Friday, March 10, 2006

Must…Resist…Obvious…

Last night at Marc Jacobs’ party honoring Debbie Harry’s induction in the Rock ‘n’ Roll Hall of fame, Jacobs dragged his boyfriend Jason Preston onto the red carpet so that the paparazzi could snap Preston’s funky new tattoo. Preston had emblazoned “MARC JACOBS” permanently on his forearm, in the exact Georgica font that Jacobs uses on his merchandise.

Immediately, of course, all of the gays in the press line short-circuited with glee and hilarity. We won’t attempt to transcribe all the jokes here, but we can tell you that they all ended with two words:

Label.

Whore.

Thumbnail courtesy of Patrick McMullan

5 comments:

Frank said...

Ha! I'm such a bad gay; "label whore" never even crossed my mind! All I could think was, "They are soooooo going to break up and he's going to have to laser it off."

Gunn said...

A friend of mine had lunch with Alexander MacQueen, a few years ago now. Apparently the designer had persuaded his current boyfriend to have 'Alexander MacQueen' tatooed on his arm and, as soon as the unsuspecting muppet caved, MacQueen dumped him.
Having read Jason's little spiel about himself on another blog we can only hope the same happens to him.
Damn, that 'royal we' is catching.

Anonymous said...

they are not boyfriends. they are longtime friends. and jason preston has a big uncut dick, btw.

benj. said...

haha, what kind of good whore doesnt have a huge dick? marc would'nt be slumming it.

Anonymous said...

Jason Preston is two kinds of fine. leave them botha alone, there both way sweet...