Thursday, March 16, 2006

Losers Will Be Forced To Live As Second Class Citizens, Subjected To Close-Minded Stereotypes And Funny Looks On The Street. Winners To Get Same.

In The Netherlands/Holland/Ganjcentral, "officials" have decided to host a soccer game between gays and Muslims, because of the history of violence between the two groups across the pond. Knowing that soccer in Europe is always violence free, we think this is a good idea. They first came up with the idea for this kind of healthy frivolity at Dachau, didn't they?

We especially like this part:

"Gay Muslims can take their choice of teams," Suzanne Ijsselmuiden said. "People can have many identities."

Just they always wanted - the choice to be ghettoized as lightfooted pansies, or lightfooted pansies who are hated by their own God.

6 comments:

Bald Knob said...

Holland takes exception to the name Ganjcentral.

Aatom said...

Next up on SportsCenter: the Palestinian volleyball squad faces off against the Zionist entity in a Gaza Strip battle to the death.

Anonymous said...

Oh please, bk...
Someone was smoking something to think up this one!

Who says you get to speak for ALL of Holland, meneer?

Piratecappor said...

ok, ok, I mean this is beyond comprehnsion, how do they think these things up?...But, by far the funniest thing I've herd all week! Seriously, WHERE CAN I WATCH!?

Anonymous said...

theres no such thing as a gay muslim susanne just homos like yourself that think there funny making racist comments

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