A lot of gay actors get into trouble because they realize that they aren’t straight after they are already on the way to being famous. So they’re still able to be pressured by agents, managers, etc, into staying in the closet.
Which is why we were pleasantly surprised to see the myspace.com profile of Tom Felton, aka Draco Malfoy, aka “Mr. Hotpants.”
On his profile, which seems perfectly normal for an 18-year-old, Felton lists his sexuality as “bi.” We won’t get into the whole “JUST WAIT TWO YEARS, HONEY, AND THEN TRY TO EAT PUSSY” philosophy, because let’s face it, he’s pretty young and it’s pretty bold to even talk about his sexuality at that age. So bravo, Draco! Too bad there’s no way in hell you’ll stay famous when you’re an adult.
But still, Felton is really set for life. Among gays, being a former child star will get you laid almost as much as being a porn star. With an equal probability of herpes!
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2 comments:
what do you mean "future"?
But is it true?
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