Monday, November 28, 2005

We Just Want To Know Whose Bitch He Was In Prison.

When perusing our New York Times this Sunday, we noticed the re-appearance of one of our Hall of Fame Gays into Bill Cunningham’s society pages… PETER BACANOVIC. We love him. We went as him and Douglas Fanuiel for Halloween this year. He is hot, hot, hot and a half. And at 43, he’s clearly hiding a decaying portrait of himself somewhere in Chelsea.

We leapt to the computer this morning to write all about it, only to discover that Radar Online and New York Magazine had beaten us to it. Bacanovic is out of jail, free from home confinement, and ready to play arm candy to all his old fag hags (well, not Nan Kempner - she died) at charity benefits. Word on the street is that he’s moving to Los Angeles to work in the film industry. But what we want to know is, who out there would hire a well-known convict??

AH HAHA HAHA HAHA. Ha.

We kill ourselves.

4 comments:

LL said...

Wow, that sounds like a really awesome and creative costume.

bigmouth said...

I know. Thank God we had an amazing Douglas Fanueil to take with us.

Tristan said...

Am I disturbing anything guys ??? continue like that and next year you can go as Charles and Camilla. I let you guess what my costume will be.

Taylor said...

I, too, though Peter was a hottie and Doug was a cutie. You know Doug wouldn't have lasted a day in the joint with that soft, milky skin and those Bambi-looking doe eyes ...