Being A Gay Blogger Has So Many Perks! Like Being Able To Work In Your Underpants. Except Nobody Wants To See A Nerd In Underpants.

We get a lot of junk in our Fagats Gmail account (come on people, let us know what you're thinking!). Every once in a while we get some fan mail, and then, once in a blue moon, we get a piece of genius.

We just got an email for a website that sells pearl necklaces for men. The company is called "Circuit Party Jewelers" (tagline - "Life isn't always a party - celebrate the moments that are"). Now, occasionally we joke about how gays used to like to wear their mother's pearls when they were young. But frankly, we've never had any interest in wearing them as an adult. But after seeing these babies, we are really excited for them to hit the streets:Pearl necklaces that look like more like the sexual act than the piece of jewelry! What could be more amazing?