Wednesday, October 05, 2005

And Thus They Created The World's Most Collectible Turkey Baster


Forget what you think about Tom's sexuality...

Ignore the fact that Katie is Catholic, and promised to remain a virgin before marriage...

Put out of your mind the Scientology rules against non-Operating Thetans giving birth...

Dismiss the issue that Nicole was forced to adopt two babies instead of birthing her own...

None of that is important. What we want to know is:

Does this mean she doesn't get the $5 million???

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