Wednesday, October 05, 2005

This Explains A Lot About Charlie Brown.

People are just outing everybody these days! During a recent interview on Fox News, anchor James Rosen apparently tried to play matchmaker between Secretary of State Condoleeza Rice and "Fox & Friends" vixen Lauren Green. Having lost a schoolyard dare, Rosen got right to the issue (transcript from :

ROSEN: She is brilliant, she's beautiful, she's African-American, she's single and she's a concert pianist in her spare time.
RICE: My goodness.
ROSEN: And she asked me to give you her CD, and I promised her that I would.
RICE: That's perfect.
ROSEN: And here's her doing a number of different classical pieces.
RICE: Well, that's special.
ROSEN: So there you have it.
RICE: Thank her very much, and I look forward to seeing her sometime.
ROSEN: All right. She's going to want to hear from you.
RICE: And maybe even play dual piano sometime.

Dual Piano? We don't know much about vaginas, but that sounds awesome! If it's anything like Duel Fistful of Boomsticks, sign us up!

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