Tuesday, October 25, 2005

This Is, After All, How Bush Got Elected

At last, an article in the New York Times that has it all: Gays! Politics! Cocaine! Canadians!

Wait, what?

Yes, it’s true. Canucks do drugs, and not just the ones that are cheaper than in the US. In fact, a potential leader of the Quebec separatist party admitted to doing cocaine AND being gay. And he’s handsome. And he went to Harvard! We’ve probably slept with him.

When André Boisclair’s cocaine use came to light, instead of torpedoing his campaign, it shot him ahead in the polls. We always knew the Quebecois were fruity ski bunnies, but this surprised even us.

But it does explain a lot about Celine Dion.


oakland heidi said...

your blog is so FUNNY. I love it. Too bad I was a stereotypical fag hag in high school... but the cute boys with hedonism and style just happened to also be gay. What is a girl to do?

Tristan said...

What are we commenting about here ? I am not sure anymore. Oh. yes...sound like YOU fagat could have a pretty honorable political career in Quebec !!!