Tuesday, October 11, 2005

A Dead French Bitch Is Still A Bitch

It is worthy of note that “FHC’s Aborted Blog” (the only blog dying of a mysterious disease) finally expired yesterday, on Columbus Day. FHC’s insane Ameriphobic rants made us laugh every day, as did his careful cataloguing of young gay Washington, DC social life. Now we’ll be forced to go back to Wonkette for our daily dose of Beltway buttplunging. Here are some of our favorite FHC moments:

“The first gay guy I ever met in the states was my university chaplain, Father Brien McC., a very good professional I believe and yet a hungry sodomite (who specialized in getting high on weed Spanish students, gave me a leather jacket once and ended up secular in Madrid I believe).” -Thursday, September 15, 2005

“During my first months in the states I would have sex with people just to be civil, politely sit agonizingly through endless diner with scumbags and naïvely systematically pick up bills. I learn little by little from my roommate to say things like “goodbye, you bore me with your ridiculous conversation”, “it’s true I said I wanted to have sex with you earlier, but now that you are naked I changed my mind”, “could you please go away” or “if I am not taking your calls it is actually because I do not want to talk with you”, “"I just wanted to let you know you ruined my evening”, “why don’t you pick up the bill as you are the only one that enjoyed dinner ?”, “I hate you and you are stupid for asking if I want to see you again tomorrow”. -Friday, September 16, 2005

“To me there is no strangers, only enemies you haven't met yet.” - Wednesday, September 07, 2005

Luckily, when life gets us down, there is always the DataLounge.

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Tristan said...

Well…our question is to whom belong these beautiful black legs tossed on the sofa in your picture of FHC ?