Monday, October 10, 2005
Real World Out-Onions The Onion.
London's hippest fag hags, the 3am girls, have come up with a story not even we could make up:
MICHAEL Jackson enjoyed his night out at Billy Elliot: The Musical so much that he invited the whole cast to join him afterwards in his hotel for a drink. The singer, who's in London to record a charity single for victims of Hurricane Katrina, caught the smash-hit show on Saturday night. A source close to Wacko reveals: "Michael thought the production was amazing. He asked the actors to come and join him in the Dorchester hotel for a post-show celebration."
We love their deadpan delivery. No mention of "boychild," "Jesus Juice," or even "elephant dance." Priceless.
And thus Tinkerbell's light finally sputtered, and went out...