Wednesday, January 24, 2007

BLIND ITEM: Foreign Actor May Actually Be Gay, Not Just Acting That Way.

We just came upon a veritable goldmine of gossip. A girl in our office just admitted to us that she once dated a studly Commonwealth celebrity (not David Beckham). This brooding fashion plate (not Alexander McQueen, either), who is well known to all gays, has velvety, fair skin and lovely eyes to match. When we told her we’d made it our mission to turn him gay, she told us it wasn’t impossible – on her second date with him she’d spotted him secretively bend over and sensuously squeeze a boy’s pelvis.

10 comments:

fishwatch said...

JRM?

Anonymous said...

Please let it be JRM. Please!

bigmouth said...

Mmmm. Let us rephrase it this way:

We just, LIKE, came upon a veritable GOLDMINE of gossip. A girl in our office just admitted to us that she once dated a studly Commonwealth celebrity (not David BECKHAM). This brooding fashion plate (not ALEXANDER McQueen, either), who is well known to all gays, has VELVETy, fair skin and lovely eyes to MATCH. When we told her we’d made it our MISSION to turn him gay, she told us IT wasn’t IMPOSSIBLE – on her second date with him she’d spotted him secretively BEND over and sensuously squeeze a boy’s pELVIS.

You always liked word jumbles, didn't you?

Jake said...

am I just totally stupid? I am not getting this at all and I wish I did =(

t.todd said...

OMGOMGOMG!! It's Jonathyn Rhys Meyers!!!!! Thank you, Jesus, thank you Jesus!
Okay, I win. What's the prize?!?!

Anonymous said...

Ohh. Ewen McGreggor. Eh.

Sam said...

Jonathan Rhys-Myers was in Matchpoint, Elvis, Alexander, Bend it Like Beckham, and Velvet Goldmine.

fishwatch said...

we would be much more impressed had you worked in "The Governess" and "Gormenghast."

Anonymous said...

ireland is not in the commonwealth! you could have your house blown to pieces for suggesting such things

Jared said...

JRM obviously, although Alan Rickman would've been hotter IMO. But then again, I love me some older men.