Um...so we just got an IM from an unknown screenname, and had the following conversation. We are not making this up.
Unknown: Heyyy Sexxxxy
Fishwatch: Hi. Who is this?
Unknown: Whaat, u don't remember the guy you f**ked last night?
Fishwatch: No, seriously, who is this?
Unknown: Brian. Who is this?
Unknown: Oh wow, srry, wrong SN.
Fishwatch: No problem. We usually remember the guys we F.
Unknown: LOL. asl?
Fishwatch: What is asl?
Fishwatch: Did you really type in a wrong screenname or are you stalking me?
Unknown: haha, no your SN is close to this other guys.
Fishwatch: Hmmm. And your asl?
Fishwatch: OMG, is this "To Catch a Predator"?
Unknown: haha. No. I can send you pics if you want.