- Male celebrity we most wish were gay: Jake Gyllenhaal
- Best song of the year: "SexyBack" (Justin Timberlake)
- Favorite film: "The Devil Wears Prada"
- Hottest male body: Daniel Craig
- Favorite TV show: "The Colbert Report"
- Hottest trend of 2006: Flirting with gayness
- Most intriguing gay entertainment story: "Doogie Howser is gay!"
And we wonder why all gay publications are so repeatedly wretched.