Sunday, October 09, 2005

We're Here. We're Queer. We Live in Fear.


We don't even know where to begin with this one.

Helem, the first gay NGO in the Middle East, has launched the Arab world's only gay magazine.

....must...resist...cultural...insensitivity...

We managed to get our hands on a galley copy of the first issue, and to be honest, it doesn't look half bad! Here are some highlights:

COVER STORY: There Is No Kylie But Kylie, And Madonna Is Her Prophet - A thousand years behind on pop culture? Here's a handy dandy user's guide...

ADVICE COLUMN: Cheating houseboy? Sand in the foreskin? Petroleum really not the ALL purpose lube you thought it would be? Our Sultan of Sex has the answer to every forbidden question...

FEATURE: Kipa on top? Condom on cock! - Clues about Jews for people who hate them...

FASHION SPREAD: Does this Kuffiyeh make me look fat? - The Style Sheik solves all your sartorial conundrums...

FEATURE: What if we want 72 boy virgins in heaven? - Answers to all your steamy questions about same-sex suicide bombings...

Ahhh, yuck yuck. We've got a million of them.

What's that you say? You want our mailing address...?

1 comment:

bigmouth said...

Okay, okay, we realize the above posting contains a cultural faux pas - and we would be remiss if we didn't make a note of it.

We know most Muslims don't have foreskins.

We regret the error.